10 Ways Adult Kickball is different than PE in Elementary School

10 Ways Adult Kickball is different than PE in Elementary School?

1) Gym Teacher does not pitch
The pitchers have skill and while they might not have what it takes to strike you out, they can influence your kicking to their advantage.

2) The kids in the outfield can catch
If you kick a ball to the outfield and there is somebody there, more often than not, they will make the catch and you will be out. Kick Smart

3) Fouls are not strikes
4 foul balls and you’re out. 3 strikes and you’re out, 4 Balls, take a walk

4) Not everybody bats
If your team gets out, you may not get a chance to kick

5) Score is kept
It’s not all touchy feely, everybody has fun. The score is kept and one team wins and one team loses… unless there is a tie

6) There is no school nurse to kiss your boo boos
Injuries can and do occur. You must have health insurance

7) Taunting is allowed
But don’t be a dick about it

8) You can peg somebody with the ball to get them out
But they can dodge and if you over throw the ball they can and will advance

9) Girls have somehow solved their cootie problem
Chicks are hot now.

10) Kids would die of alcohol poisoning
If they drank like we do.

See you on the field.