All Sotally Tober players will read and know the rules.
http://www.kickball.com/KICKBALL_OFFICIAL_RULES_2006.pdf
We’re going to play smart.
Use the bunt
Don’t let the ball get behind you
Don’t go for the Peg unless it is a sure thing
Stay in the game if we fall behind by a few runs
Get wasted After the game, (but have a few to loosen up before hand)
How We can score at least 2 runs every inning (possibly 3 or 4)
1) First person bunts about half way down the third base line, then hauls ass to first and beats the throw
2) Second person bunts about half way down the third base line, then hauls ass to first and beats the throw. Now there’s two people on base with no outs.
3) Third person kicks a huge kick to the really far part of Right field (behind 1st). it will probably be caught, but the First person (from #1 above) tags up and advances to third, or all the way home if they’re fast. Second person advances on a tag up if they can make it to second.
4) Fourth person kicks another huge kick to the really far part of Right field (behind 1st). it will probably be caught, but First person (from #1 above) tags up and advances to home. Second person scores after tagging up if they’re fast enough.
5) With two outs, everybody now tries to get on base safely and exploit errors made by the other teams.
Thursday, April 5, 2007
10 Ways Adult Kickball is different than PE in Elementary School
10 Ways Adult Kickball is different than PE in Elementary School?
1) Gym Teacher does not pitch
The pitchers have skill and while they might not have what it takes to strike you out, they can influence your kicking to their advantage.
2) The kids in the outfield can catch
If you kick a ball to the outfield and there is somebody there, more often than not, they will make the catch and you will be out. Kick Smart
3) Fouls are not strikes
4 foul balls and you’re out. 3 strikes and you’re out, 4 Balls, take a walk
4) Not everybody bats
If your team gets out, you may not get a chance to kick
5) Score is kept
It’s not all touchy feely, everybody has fun. The score is kept and one team wins and one team loses… unless there is a tie
6) There is no school nurse to kiss your boo boos
Injuries can and do occur. You must have health insurance
7) Taunting is allowed
But don’t be a dick about it
8) You can peg somebody with the ball to get them out
But they can dodge and if you over throw the ball they can and will advance
9) Girls have somehow solved their cootie problem
Chicks are hot now.
10) Kids would die of alcohol poisoning
If they drank like we do.
See you on the field.
1) Gym Teacher does not pitch
The pitchers have skill and while they might not have what it takes to strike you out, they can influence your kicking to their advantage.
2) The kids in the outfield can catch
If you kick a ball to the outfield and there is somebody there, more often than not, they will make the catch and you will be out. Kick Smart
3) Fouls are not strikes
4 foul balls and you’re out. 3 strikes and you’re out, 4 Balls, take a walk
4) Not everybody bats
If your team gets out, you may not get a chance to kick
5) Score is kept
It’s not all touchy feely, everybody has fun. The score is kept and one team wins and one team loses… unless there is a tie
6) There is no school nurse to kiss your boo boos
Injuries can and do occur. You must have health insurance
7) Taunting is allowed
But don’t be a dick about it
8) You can peg somebody with the ball to get them out
But they can dodge and if you over throw the ball they can and will advance
9) Girls have somehow solved their cootie problem
Chicks are hot now.
10) Kids would die of alcohol poisoning
If they drank like we do.
See you on the field.
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