Game writeup Week 3 Vs. Awkward Mornings (forfeit)

Sotally Tober Still Undefeated in Full, Legitimate Games

In other news, the number of full, legitimate games Sotally Tober has been in holds steady at 1.

Everybody’s favorite team, Sotally Tober, played a solid game on Tuesday night. The effort saw Dr. Lim return from his exhibition games in the West Virginia overhand bowling league and it showed strong defense and offense from many of the ST players. Although the scoreboard didn’t show it, Sotally Tober Probably played its best game this week.

The game started on time and Sotally Tober got up to kick first. Dr. Lim went up and put a devastating boot to the ball sending it into dead space just out of reach of the catcher, pitcher and third baseman alike. Some call this a “man bunt” with disdain, we call it Runner on second with no outs. Mr. “The Senator” Anderson was up next and put good leather onto the ball somehow beating the throw to first base. “Door” Matt came up and worked the count with blistering foul balls down the first baseline before kicking one fair and somehow getting out. Then, Lt. “Sea Bass “, the clean up kicker came up and put a giant kick into the troposphere just like in practice, it was caught, but then again, that’s what’s supposed to happen with a sacrifice fly. What is not supposed to happen is the runner who is supposed to advance gets too far off base to tag up and is thrown out. We’ll excuse Dr. Lim for his wrongheadedness because he pitched a good game and stayed late to umpire the next match.

At this point, Sotally Tober took the field and was promptly disqualified because there weren’t enough ladies present. Boo. How does this happen on a team that just 2 short seasons ago was 97% female? Nobody knows, but if you wear forest green and have no y chromosomes and weren’t at Marie Reed on Tuesday night, I hope he was worth it.

Big shouts to the unnamed ref from OIP, he called a good game and was very fair. And to Troy, the Captain from Awkward Mornings an all around decent fellow.

Despite the forfeit, we continued to play, and it was fun. Now for the Props list from the actual gameplay.

Props to Mindy, Julie, and Jessie for adding a much needed feminine touch to the Sotally Tober crew this week. Teen, Mad ups for coming out to cheer as well.

Sea Bass, earns kudos for a mad awesome catch at first, and for a bullseye throw to peg Troy out a mere 23 inches from scoring a run

Dr. Lim is formally recognized for pitching a good game, reffing afterwards and an amazing peg out at second base when all hope was lost. At least one of those accomplishments whould cancel out the awful baserunning error in the first.

Prashanth can take mad pride in his, I won’t man bunt, kick it sure was pretty. P

Louis, the few ladies who made it to the game really admired your hightop converse sneakers. Nobody can take that away from you.

“Door” Matt did some fine work at the plate, stalling for time until the ladies could show up.

Sotally Tober’s Disabled List for week 3

Sea Bass – Jammed Heel
The Noble One – “Ball Rash”
The ladies – severe ass chompin’ (except for Julie, Jessie Teen and Mindy… unless you’re in to that kind of thing.)